biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

barrel-fish:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

noheadcanons-juststories:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

is it my imagination or is the baby chestburster from Alien really quite adorable

“it bursts out of its host’s body in a pool of blood and gore” yeah all babies do that

not even exaggerating for comedic effect, i genuinely feel that once you get the blood washed off this sweetheart really is a LIL CUTIE PATOOTIE!

as soon as it’s born, what’s the very first thing it does? starts crying in the most pitiful little voice. wretched miserable child

but once it calms down, it has a great smile:

it even has itty bitty baby arms!

squalid little worm that is somehow soaking wet, highly pathetic, charismatic, and feisty enough to kill you! dream creature.

in conclusion, i would happily keep this lil darling in a terrarium under a heatlamp and hand feed it blueberries and crunchy crickets <3

Are you aware of how fast it can grow??

into a BEAUTIFUL QUEEN ❤️🤩👑

😍😍😍

Going on a walk with mama

badjokesbyjeff:

thistlepath:

badjokesbyjeff:

My wife said “You bastard, you’re shagging that floozie from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychrwyndrobwyllllantisiliogogogoch, aren’t you?" 

I said "How can you even say that?”

demonicae:

shutyourmoustache:

Jurch

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omnybus:

solowinged:

il9vemyputer:

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it’s so sweet and heartwarming. she’s holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we’re both giggling like kids. i love her

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

Space chickens

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benpaddon:

korrasera:

chaifootsteps:

If anyone is curious, 6 is the kind of setup you’d use if you are working in a tech field and are in a position where you’re monitoring telemetry, like in an operations center or the like.

Either that or you’re writing some of the best fantasy-satire novels of the 20th and 22st century.

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curlicuecal:

doctorbluesmanreturns:

whitepeopletwitter:

this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review

when my littlest brother was a toddler he was apparently under the impression that you could get meat out of an animal without killing it in the same way you could get milk or eggs.

he expressed this as “the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig”

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sometiktoksarevalid:

(Source: tiktok.com, via sammeh)

hello-satan-speaking:

the-most-phenomenal-banana:

the-most-phenomenal-banana:

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

you gotta be fucking kidding me

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victusinveritas:

victusinveritas:

Adding this because it seems worth adding:

Thanks @lakritzwolf and @stabbyflower for asking questions and finding answers.

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